This is a song by me and my friend Talia Hollist. Since I can't really describe the beat of the song, you'll just have to imagine one.
There is one port-a-potty, there is one port-a-potty,
There's a yellow port-a-potty and that means pee.
Bing bong, the potty song, hop on one foot, hop on the other,run to the bathroom but don't fall over. Careful now don't break the door, tear down your pants, don't pee on the floor. How much soda did you drink? I'm surprised you didn't pee in the sink. Okay, now i'm through, just make sure to wipe off your shoe.
There are two port-a-potties, there are two port-a-potties,
there's a blue one and a yellow